Thursday, May 19, 2016

Vague Post #3 - Out for Blood

That was really close. How'd you even do that?

Simply put: Teleportation.

Good enough for me.

Guys, we have a problem. INTERPOL and those evil robot guys are swarming the streets looking for us.

They're relentless!

No sh*quack*. We need to get back to the Cooper Vault.

How do we get there? They already confiscated the va--

*VRROOOOOMMM!!!* Hop in, guys!

(several seconds later...)

Looks like they're on our tail! Step on it, Murray!

I call defense!

What, why?

Because logic.

Erm...

(switching to Carmelita's perspective)

I got Cooper on the run. Wait, the back of his van is opening-- SWEET MOTHER OF MONTANA, IT'S A GRENADE!! *le veers onto a side street*

*BOOOOOOM!!!*

Erm... Better make that 'armed and dangerous.' ...What? What do you mean he's working with a dog? *scowls* Looks like I'm taking down four guys this time.

--END--

(Oooh, this is getting tense! If only there was something that the "evil robot businessmen" did that betrayed Carmelita... HMMMM... ;) )

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