Hmmmm... I've always wondered what compels a Toon to randomly explore a big cave. I mean, really, I found this cave filled with mountains upon mountains of shiny gold foil chunks. And there's a bunch of old photos of raccoons in different outfits and canes hanging on every hook possible. Meh, history was not my best subject. I wonder how much candy these raccoons gorged on, all things consid--
Errr...what was that? Hellooo??? ...*chuckles nervously* Good pun if I wasn't suddenly paranoid...
GAH! What WAS that? Hello? Somebody!?
*turns around* AHHHHHH--*BAM!*
A half-hour later...
Arrrgh, my aching head. Hey, does anyone have an aspirin?
No, but we do have questions: Who are you and why were you in the Cooper Vault?
PFFFT! Vault, my rear end! I can tell it was all gold foil, that *quack* is worthlass as sh--OW!!
You're lying. You know the value of that vault is worth billions, right?
What, NO! I thought those guys gorged themselves on a bunch of choco--OW!
Ugh, he may know what we need, but he's REALLY good at playing dumb.
Look, I dunno what exactly you're talkin' abou--OW!
What the?
Whoa, what!?
Hang tight, we got you. Bentley! Pull us up!
Stop them! *BONK!* OW!!
PAAAAYBAAAAAAAAACK!!
GAAAH!! CURSE YOU SLY COOPER!!!
--TO BE CONTINUED--
(Author's Note: This particular piece of fanfic may or may not be used in something small... ;) )
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