This cannot be. The Toons have exponentially MULTIPLIED since our plan began. We'll have to fall back now that they're on to us. We can't get caught by Toons, and we certainly can NOT go to the Chairman without the deed to Toontown. It would be...disappointing if I had to fire my 12th Jeeves in a row this week. Yes, I can see the false sweat rolling down your cold, metallic face.
I've been meaning to test out a NEW theory which will allow us to build a bit less frantically while we set up for this massive event. We'll have to set up multiple Forgers in multiple PLACES. Make new areas, scatter them all, and still get that darn deed!
I have three places of interest now...
1) Mt. Jellybean
2) Sellbot HQ
3) Donald's Dreamland
Jeeves! Awaken me after the Forgers are finished. We need them pumping out new land on the double-- Oh no, not again...
Unit X307A, come in.
Yes, boss?
I have uncovered some useful information which may be of interest to your plan.
...Go on...
We have discovered some strangely uninhabited worlds beyond the Toon World, even stretching outside the Tooniverse.
How is that of my interest?
We are requesting that you send over some extra Forgers so that we may shoot them into space to the farthest reaches of the Tooniverse's boundaries.
What!? Why?
We're building something so massive that we won't even NEED the deed to Toontown...We are building a Superstation.
Oh... That IS interesting. Might I reque--
Request granted. In fact, before you even said that, I had you re-assigned to the Launchpad Base behind Mt. Jellybean.
Thank you, sir. It will be an honor, especially if it means destroying the Toons.
Despite our somewhat eternal frowns, I must say I am glad that you are...dare I say, "enthusiastic," about your new position.
Let's not push that one over the edge. Anyways, I am on my way now.
Good. Chairman out.
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