*static*
Attention Toons! We have an urgent situation! We were investigating a mysterious structure behind Technic Park when we were attacked by high-level Cogs! Me and Surlee have been trying to keep the Toons going, but we seem to have a situation that is uncontrollable! If we don't get help, we could potentially--
ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
SWEET JEEBUS!! I don't know whether to say "Hallelujah" or "HOLY DORITOS!"
Cheddar, I'm pretty sure this is salvation. I mean, seriously, the One is a Toon.
Yeah, but remember, he's usually in a blind rage upon awakening. And it can last for HOURS.
Well, just stay outta his way for now, then. As long as we can get to safety, we'll be fine.
Get those Toons outta here! NOW!
Alright! You two get over here. Surlee! Get us outta here!
Alright, lemme activate the portal... And, there we go! Let's get outta here!
...
Ah, sh*quack*! The One has arisen!
I know. The One has already taken our first couple of Forgers out. But it doesn't matter. We're already two universes ahead of the Toons.
If the rumors about him are true--
Again, we're two universes ahead of them. Come, we must return to the Nation.
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